Fear Turtle 

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

Fear Turtle by DandA6 February 27, 2009

Fear the Turtle 

When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.

“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."

Fear the Turtle by Ren, the Ambivalent One February 23, 2009

Fear the Turtle 

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

Fear the Turtle by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004