noun
\'fir '
bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal,
MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad'
s drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a
funny,
hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while
ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is
Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom,
Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get
savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!