noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-
Dad's
drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny,
hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while
ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your
buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the
bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging
fear boners.
I get savage
fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!