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Fear Boner 

Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.
Watching the trailer for ‘IT 2’ gave me a raging Fear Boner.
Fear Boner by Dean Wilton May 10, 2019

Fear Boner 

An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.
Sally: I'll break your fucking nose, Tom.
Tom: Fear boner, activate!
Fear Boner by jpb103 May 19, 2016

fear boner 

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
fear boner by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023

Fearboner 

When you get scared and BAM! Boner.
a black guy trys to jump you but really he wants to ask for directions to kfc but you get so scared(because hes black) that you get fearboner.
Fearboner by sack dude September 29, 2012

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026