noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal,
MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear
boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the
family BBQ
When an
18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny,
hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is
Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-
Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers
Mom smiles like that!