Fayonnaise 

Fayonnaise is the state of having an enormous amount of faith in mayonnaise. For example, when you just know that mayonnaise will top off your fries just right, or when you stand by your justified belief that mayonnaise is, without a question, the best condiment.

Dude, what are you doing with ketchup in your hand?! Here, take this mayonnaise. Trust my fayonnaise.

Fayonnaise by cherros May 1, 2020

Fayonnaise 

The result of fangirls/faboys fapping to their fandom.

I made fayonnaise in my pants after reading some really hot fanfic last night.

Fangirls reading Yaoi always results in extra virgin fayonnaise.

Fayonnaise by mellypooh November 30, 2010

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials

"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"

fresh mayonnaise by deeveeesss October 15, 2021