Fayonnaise is the state of having an enormous amount of faith in mayonnaise. For example, when you just know that mayonnaise will top off your fries just right, or when you stand by your justified belief that mayonnaise is, without a question, the best condiment.
Dude, what are you doing with ketchup in your hand?! Here, take this mayonnaise. Trust my fayonnaise.
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Fangirls reading Yaoi always results in extra virgin fayonnaise.
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A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
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used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
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