Fatnob

Standard insult to use when you're mildly annoyed at someone.
Originated from "fat noob", meaning someone thats both fat and a noob.

"you ate all my cereal! you're such a fatnob"

by Megadega November 18, 2021

fatmobile

The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.

I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.

by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008

fartnobyl

a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve gass like odor across a large metropolitan area. Often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
A huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a SBD like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power in Russia

Ed: Did you hear about the huge fart Bob ripped in the office last week?

Eric: No what happened?

Ed: He had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one...it was like fartnobyl in the office. It was so bad that Marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!

by threem January 29, 2010

Fatbob

A man who lives a rather sloppy life style. Can live with large amounts of wealth or in poverty. They often disregard the needs or feelings of other to ensure that they can continue living their life in there own little bubble. Often these people may life alone or with friends of the same nature and are rarly married. They take up easy to do hobbies such as video games or mini golf and take it very seriously. They usually drive an older tacky automobile and drive rather wrecklessly usually putting there vechicals to the limit.

Al Bundy off of Married with children is border line Fatbob. The fact he has a family takes away his title

Fatbob usually drives cars such as a Chevette, Aero Star or a Pinto

by Dann Wilson September 10, 2006

fatob

a penis

chip has no fatob

by botaf October 18, 2003

Fatbob

Fatbob is here for all of us.

Niggas go to fatbob ghetto

by Tim aber March 8, 2019

fatnoying

An individual who somehow manages to be both Fat, and Annoying simultaneously.

"Look, it's Michael Moore,
how Fatnoying, someone have him removed."

by Octopusswah May 12, 2008