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Fatbook
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
fatbotage
In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.
fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012
Fatoon
A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016
fatmobile
The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.
I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.
fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008
disgusting fatbody
A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".
"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"
disgusting fatbody by Lycomedes December 17, 2008
fatocrite
A disgustingly fat person who (usually while eating a salad) makes a comment about the unhealthiness of something you are eating.
I was trying to enjoy my hamburger but Lena kept talking about all the fat and carbs it contained while shoveling pile after pile of salad in her mouth. That bitch has a lot of nerve- she weighs 425. She's such a fatocrite.
fatocrite by chester B. Arthur April 28, 2009