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Are you calling me fat? 

A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.

Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?

Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
Are you calling me fat? by K_Lizzle November 16, 2006

Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.
"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"
Calling in fat by tessaract November 2, 2009

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!