Fat Chick Thursday

A world-wide holiday celebrated every Thursday. The ultimate goal is to appreciate fat chicks via high-fiving amongst friends. The first fat chick spotted is celebrated with a round of fist-pounding called the Initial Pound. Afterwards, each fat chick spotted is celebrated with a high-five. One can add to the celebration by shouting "Damn that bitch is huge!" An unspoken rule of FCT states that if one has sexual contact with a fat chick on this day, it is acceptable. Having sexual contact with a fat chick any other day than FCT is unacceptable and any violators are subject to a lifetime of harassment and the title Fat-Chick Fucker.
"Dude it's fat chick thursday!"
(High-five)
"DAMN THAT BITCH IS HUGE!"
by FCT Megafan October 07, 2009
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Fat Chick Thursday

A newly created federal holiday to commemorate female obesity in America. Originated at Benedictine University 2008

On this momentous celebration, whenever you see a fat chick, you turn to your buddy and high five yelling "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"
Hey look at that fat beast of a woman.. let's celebrate, "WOO FAT CHICK THURSDAY!!!"
by Will PBach February 17, 2009
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Fat Thursday

not the last Thursday before the Christian season of Lent, but the day after Ash Wednesday and the first Friday of Lent, when you can eat meat again for a day before abstaining again the next day
Hooray! Now that Ash Wednesday is over, I'm going to hit the Chinese Buffet today while I can on Fat Thursday!
by anonymous February 15, 2024
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