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when a large or obses person joins a gym, pays the membership fees, but never goes. this way they dont have to feel guilty about their size in any way.
John: Dude, you dont fit anywhere, you seriously need to lose some weight!

Fat Jim: Hell no, i pay my fat tax!
fat tax by Brutillus January 13, 2008
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Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used
Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.
Fat Tax by Hciqo3n48 August 23, 2019
A federal tax on all states that deducts you eligible tax return every year for being OBESE. Based on your BMI.
dude 1: "Man, I may not have the Beetus, but that fat tax is straight up Nazi foreal yo."

dude 2: "Yeah, Roger is gonna go bankrupt!"

Roger: "Man, fuck the Police!"
Fat Tax by Them Flan Boyz (2) September 8, 2009
Any thing that a normal sized/skinny man gets an adavntage on voer the fat guy.
such as (in order of most fat tax to not so much)
1. women fat people dont get women while normal/skinnys do
2.Jobs alot of fat people dont get jobs selling stuff
3.Social gathering fat people dont get invited to partys ect..
4.Social status fat people are looked down upon in sociaty
the list goes on....
Matt: so did tony ever get with that chick he liked
Fred: nah fat tax got him
fat tax by Big-Tony December 7, 2005

Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.
Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.

Fat Kid Tax

When Government tries to promote healthy choice by adjusting the price of public school lunches so that getting two lunches is more expensive, rather than making schools serve more filling and nutritious lunches.
I'm SOOO hungry but I can't get another lunch because I don't have money to pay the fat kid tax.
Fat Kid Tax by FRENCHEE~FRENCH April 16, 2009

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy 

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
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