fat knot

Slang for a tie that is worn with a Full Windsor Knot

Michael Irvin rocks the fat knot on Monday Night Countdown.

fat knot by Corbinator October 31, 2006

Fat Knot

A Full stomach. Slow to digest.

Franks gonn be late. He's got a fat knot and can't move! What an asshole....

Fat Knot by Dom G. August 5, 2006

Fat Knot Syndrome 

This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.

Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.

These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.

Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.

It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.

That guy from Accenture is suffering from a major case of fat knot syndrome.

Fat Knot Syndrome by alisonv December 15, 2008

a fat knot 

a huge wad of cash, a bankroll

hit that nigga up for a fat knot

a fat knot by bishop December 30, 2004

a fat knot 

This could result, when popping a boner and the boner it self folds.

Today in math class, I had a fat knot, it woke me from a dead sleep.

a fat knot by TripzOvrMe April 2, 2008

Fat man knot 

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

Fat man knot by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009