Fat Fingers

The syndrome used to describe a person who consistently makes typing errors when chatting or in emails. Fat Fingers is derived from the image that due to their large fingers, they press many letters when only intending to press one.

Steph: Hey why are you on so late?
Kyra: Oh i dunnp ahg a aprty
Steph: fat fingers much?
Kyra: sorry i meant i had a party.

by ridiculousteph May 29, 2008

Fat Fingers

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.

... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.

by moosepiss9 August 1, 2008

Fat fingers

Means your have a fat ass.

You have some fat fingers

by lord chunk March 30, 2020

Fat fingers

The fattest of the fingers. Everyone notices the fat when the fingers are fat. No one likes fat fingers. They usually fat finger everyone!!! Stay away from fat fingers.

He has Fat Fingers!! stay away!!

by dfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 20, 2021

fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"

by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021

fat-finger

To press another button accidentally, while pressing numbers or letters that you meant to, resulting in an incorrect extra number/letter. Such as when typing something, or dialing a phone number.

Someone fat-fingered the p instead of the o, that's how pwnage was made.

by Jessica H. September 20, 2006