Fat Americans 

Term used by much of the English speaking world to define the causes of all the worlds failings, Fat Americans know no love, sympathy, or empathy, all they know is the directions to the nearest McDonald's to lard up, complain about high fuel prices, support international poverty and block social reforms.

Person 1: why is my Netherlands house being swamped by seawater?

Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.

Person 1: ahh i see

Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?

Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages

Person A: Motherfukers

Fat Americans by mundaun April 25, 2010

Fat Americans 

An idiotic term used by many English speaking countries to dehumanize Americans and blame them for all their problems. The object is to portray US citizens as lard machines who are directly or indirectly causing the end of the world.

Person A: Why doesn't this American bank teller speak french!
Person B: Because all those fat Americans can think of is McDonalds.

Person A: Where the fuck are my keys!
Person B: Its all those fat Americans.

Fat Americans by flash3d8 April 6, 2011

fat american

The avaricious, gluttonous, apathetic American who uses a disproportionate amount of resources, yet claims that it is their fair share that they are using, without a care for the needy of the world, or the environment.

His clothes are manufactured by children in a Chinese sweatshop and he drives a gas guzzling Hummer. He might not know what affect his consumption has on the world, but if he did, he wouldn't care because he is a Fat American.

fat american by fatamerican February 16, 2009

Fat American Bitch 

1. Known for stalling buses when sitting at the back, causing the rear to hit the pavement and spark.

2. A type of sandwich known to be apprx. 1300 calories on its own

Can you make me a fat american bitch with no onions?

Fat American Bitch by SpleenaDarling December 25, 2010

Fat American Cow 

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.

Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.

Fat American Cow by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011

fat american

A tautology, because all Americans are fat, obese, eat-monsters.

In America, weighing 400lb constitutes being thin.

Person # 1: "Dude, scope that fat American."
Person # 2: "Is there any other kind?"

fat american by Eleni Bozia March 9, 2007

Fat Americano 

Invented in the fall of 2010 at Bourbon Street Cafe in Los Angeles, a "Fat Americano" is a shot of espresso served over soda and ice. The inventor of this drink, "Barista Paul" prefers to enjoy this beverage with 7-Up for the soda.

The name is derived from the already popular beverage "Americano," which is a shot of espresso over water. Trying to stay consistent with American pop culture, Barista Paul thought that adding the word "Fat" to signify the replacement of water with soda would be appropriate.

I'd like to order a fat americano with 7-Up, please.

This fat americano is delicious! Why didn't anyone think of this before?

Fat Americano by Barista Paul November 11, 2010