Fast and bulbous Share definition Flag A phrase used in several songs that appear on the album 'Trout Mask Replica' by Captain Beefheart. "Fast and bulbous!""That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous! Also a tin teardrop." Fast and bulbous by Methodrone August 1, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Fast and bulbous mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch