Fartpoo
A poo that you think is a fart but really it's a wet poo that feels like it is going to burn through your butt and than burn your organs.
Fartpoo by Iamalazyperson June 7, 2016
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Farpoon
Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018
Fartloop
The act of farting and catching the fart with your bare hand, and then releasing it into your nose to create an infinite fart loop.
Joe: Hey, what the hell are you doing with your hand in your butt?
Mama: I'm about to create a fartloop. Observe.
Mama: I'm about to create a fartloop. Observe.
Fartloop by TheDonkeyThatLovesNuggets September 15, 2019
farpoot
When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."
farpoot by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015
Fartpology
I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.
Fartpology by Ppboystew November 21, 2022
Fartbook
Fartbook by dollarbill3585 September 24, 2013
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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