Fartpoo

A poo that you think is a fart but really it's a wet poo that feels like it is going to burn through your butt and than burn your organs.

I just took a fartpoo and I need to get to the bathroom.

by Iamalazyperson June 7, 2016

Fartpoo

When you go #2 and fart while you're letting out a big log.

Tae: "Man I had a real big fartpoo the other day, it stunk but felt good to relieve."
Jimin: "Gotta love a good fartpoo! yummy~"

by Roseswag August 21, 2022

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

Fartloop

The act of farting and catching the fart with your bare hand, and then releasing it into your nose to create an infinite fart loop.

Joe: Hey, what the hell are you doing with your hand in your butt?
Mama: I'm about to create a fartloop. Observe.

by TheDonkeyThatLovesNuggets September 15, 2019

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

Fartpology

When one farts with contrition. A fart, as a form of apology, often on video.

I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.

by Ppboystew November 21, 2022

Fartbook

A vulgar yet humorous way to refer to Facebook

God damn it, Fartbook won't load up again!

by dollarbill3585 September 24, 2013