Fartpoo

A poo that you think is a fart but really it's a wet poo that feels like it is going to burn through your butt and than burn your organs.

I just took a fartpoo and I need to get to the bathroom.

by Iamalazyperson June 07, 2016

Fartpoo

When you go #2 and fart while you're letting out a big log.

Tae: "Man I had a real big fartpoo the other day, it stunk but felt good to relieve."
Jimin: "Gotta love a good fartpoo! yummy~"

by Roseswag August 21, 2022