the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.
Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 22, 2004
it's an albanian-kosovar idiom meaning to fail to the ground.
avdia: I am such an unlucky person!
you: yeah, dude. you have farted in a bottle.
by s_81 November 21, 2008
When a person farts, then uses a bottle-like container to suck up the fart and seal it for a later use. Usually to unleash the stench into somebody's face.
"Dude, I've been saving this fart bottle for 3 hours now, waiting for David"
by The Mink August 10, 2006