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Noun: Fartfignewton (fart-fig-newton)

1. The state of being a fart genius

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2
When a person sucks a fart out of the asshole of a person. It must be done with finesse and expertise. Must be done with warmup excercizes
When KSweede sucks a fart out of tophers ass, completing the fartfignewton.
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