Fartfignewton
what a fartfignewton!
Fartfignewton by Artt Vandalay November 19, 2007
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fartfignewton
When a person sucks a fart out of the asshole of a person. It must be done with finesse and expertise. Must be done with warmup excercizes
fartfignewton by Johnny transitt September 20, 2006
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farfignewton
a random made up saying used when you feel extremely random and dont want to make sense and you really feel like getting laughed at. Also very good verbal fight stopper
You are such a farfignewton!(Try to say that sincerely when you are mad and try your best not to laugh)
farfignewton by Farfignewton January 29, 2005
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