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Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.
I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!
by Banter-King December 31, 2025
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Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.
I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving mad fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!
by Banter-King December 31, 2025
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