1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart
2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.
Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol
A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.
Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)