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Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.
I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.
Fart Silencer by elliot_ June 25, 2024

Silenced Fart 

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
Silenced Fart by The Duncster August 2, 2012