Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

Fart silencer by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

Fart Silencer by elliot_ June 25, 2024

Fart Box Silencer

When you are in a public restroom or at somwones house and embarrassed to be heard farting. You take toilet paper and wrap it around your hand much like Floyd Mayweather preparing for battle and then cover your asshole with your hand. This will muffle the fart much like a gun silencer.

Pro Tip: Using the Fart Box Silencer technique plus flushing at the same time, increases your chances of concealment.

Hey bro, can I use the bathroom next to your mom's room? I promise Ill practice proper Fart Box Silencer technique.

Fart Box Silencer by JFO77 2.0 October 9, 2026

Silenced Fart 

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.

"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"

Silenced Fart by The Duncster August 2, 2012