An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
Something so remotely stupid or insugnifigant (sic i know shut up) that no word can describe it. A total dumbass or retard.
Damn the test was such a damn piece of fartwagner.
All St. Marks kids are classified by the spieces of fartwagner.
Man your kid went to St. Marks? What a fartwag!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.