Fart Punch 

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.

I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.

Fart Punch by King Simmo November 14, 2013

fart punch 

When you slam your butt on a persons face and then fart

Man you missed it, Mark was on the couch and I just fart punched his face..

fart punch by Jimy Bum Man January 7, 2012

Fart-punch

when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.

my new girlfriend lets me fart-punch her all the time.

Fart-punch by Brandon2343242432 February 23, 2009

Dick fart-punch 

When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.

Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.

Dick fart-punch by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010

Punch Fart 

When you get punched so hard in the stomach you fart

Veronica walked up to Jenna and gave her a (punch fart) in the gut causing an audible fart to come from Jenna's rear-end.

Punch Fart by Girlygoo February 19, 2012

tongue punch the fart box 

Oral stimulation of the anus.

She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.

tongue punch the fart box by H&D productions May 14, 2014

Tongue punch my fart box 

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

Tongue punch my fart box by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018