fart muffin

to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.

Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.

by CPE-33 April 28, 2006

Fart Muffin

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.

Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.

by maaayn November 3, 2015

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere

What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party

by RichForever November 20, 2017

Farthuffing

When you put your mouth up to your romantic partners asshole and suck on their asshole when they fart in your mouth

Babe… want to start farthuffing me?

Yeah babe that’s really fucking hot when we do that.

by Ravioli__Bandit January 4, 2022

Fartpuffing

1.The act of inhaling farts then blowing them out as if your where smoking a cigarette or blunt ,2.the act of farting into a bag then inhaling it .

1.fartpuffimg helps me calm down .
2.fartpuffing feels the best when your with someone you love.

by Dirty hamster September 4, 2016