Fart Critic Share definition Flag Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts. James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them. Fart Critic by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Fart Critic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch