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Farquhar Middle School 

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...
Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd
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Farquahr middle school 

A school in the middle of nowhere that is so fucking old. With sexist teachers, perverts, illegal immigrants, and abusive teachers. Kids are either eating cocaine donuts, smoking weed in the bathroom or on top of the school. Built in fucking 1789, there are dead bodies below the school. The dead bodies that are under the school are kids who were first raped then killed by the teachers because they told child services that's they were getting sexually assaulted.
My kid was so bad like the kids at farquahr middle school.
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