Fappy 1st
December 1st. A day of profound celebration, for on this day the most respectable men of our world celebrate the end of their No-Nut November exhibition. Only those who managed to keep their hands holstered for the full month may fap on this day. Having repented from sinning for so long, the honorable few fap from sunrise to sunfall. Some fap to remember, some fap to forget, all fap alone yet, together too. Those who did not complete No-Nut November mustn't fap on this day for the right is reserved for those who have shown mercy to the meat.
"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"
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