Fantasy Jizz 

When a player you have on your fantasy football team scores so many points in a game that it makes you want to jizz (cum) in real life. (When a player gives you "fantasy jizz" you then take a dildo and act like it is that players penis and beat it off and clock yourself in front of everyone until you feel like you have appropriately paid homage to said player)

Sludge-"Le'Veon Bell just scored his third TD of the day, that's 49 points!"
Parker, Daniel, J Watt, Turner- "OMG! That's so much fantasy jizz! Gimme that gay dick!"

Fantasy Jizz by Larry James May 16, 2017

Fantasy Jizz 

An online game that follows the success of the highly popular 'Fantasy Football.' Similar to Fantasy Football where players earn points for the amount of goals scored by their team members, players in Fantasy Jizz earn points depending on which female body part they ejaculate on. The more infuriating the chosen jizz location for the woman the more points earned.

Points system:
Tits - 100 points
Face - 150 points
Hair - 200 points
Eye - 250 points
Ass - 500 points

Fantasy Jizz seasons run monthly starting on the 1st of each month and ending on the last day. Players may choose to use the same slut throughout or may drop from the team and choose another due to injury or unavailability. A developing website that is soon to go international.

Dude . . that slag I banged last night earned me 1200 points on Fantasy Jizz . . ass, both eyes and hair. Don't think i'll call her again.

Fantasy Jizz by Slut1200points December 18, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004