Fan-Ham

When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.

Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"

The term was coined by Dan Collins.

Fan-Ham

by thinkev November 23, 2009

West Ham Fan

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool

AYY John shut up you west ham fan

by APGaming August 16, 2017

West Ham fan

A person that supports a soccer team called West Ham (West Ham has the most Foreign-born players in the league and yes more than Chelsea). Stupid by nature, West Ham fans often fight enemies such as millwall fans, to which they end up making the stands ever ugly the ever.

West Ham fans are trouble and like to fight

by West Ham fan August 11, 2006

fan the hammer

To karate chop your penis six times in rapid succession and each chop shoots an individual load of semen.

During the climax of our Old West role play, I decided to fan the hammer all over her face.

by Bleachchugger March 9, 2017

fan the hammer

When a male uses either penile muscles or pinching of the fingers to spread his ejaculation out into a rapid fire series of spurts to cover more area. Named after the method used to rapidly fire a revolver seen in Old West movies.

Ryan decided to fan the hammer at the strip club resulting in a class-action lawsuit.

by PermOFrost June 9, 2016