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When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.

Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"

The term was coined by Dan Collins.
Fan-Ham by thinkev November 23, 2009
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West Ham Fan 

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool
AYY John shut up you west ham fan
West Ham Fan by APGaming August 16, 2017

West Ham fan 

A person that supports a soccer team called West Ham (West Ham has the most Foreign-born players in the league and yes more than Chelsea). Stupid by nature, West Ham fans often fight enemies such as millwall fans, to which they end up making the stands ever ugly the ever.
West Ham fans are trouble and like to fight
West Ham fan by West Ham fan August 11, 2006

fan the hammer 

To karate chop your penis six times in rapid succession and each chop shoots an individual load of semen.
During the climax of our Old West role play, I decided to fan the hammer all over her face.
fan the hammer by Bleachchugger March 9, 2017

fan the hammer 

When a male uses either penile muscles or pinching of the fingers to spread his ejaculation out into a rapid fire series of spurts to cover more area. Named after the method used to rapidly fire a revolver seen in Old West movies.
Ryan decided to fan the hammer at the strip club resulting in a class-action lawsuit.
fan the hammer by PermOFrost June 9, 2016
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“No way, is that cake?”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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