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The definition of famimy is the family enemy that hates you.

The scariest frenemy is famimy: the family enemy.

You don't owe famimy anything but space for them to deal with healing their wounded inner child. Cut your energy off like Edward Scissor Hands!
The scariest frenemy is famimy: the family enemy.
Famimy by Mizz Gabrielle Nicole November 17, 2023
The definition of famimy is the family enemy that hates you.

The scariest enemy is famimy: the family enemy.

You don't owe famimy anything but space for them to deal with healing their wounded inner child. Cut your energy off like Edward Scissor Hands!

They get annoyed because they were supposed to break you.

They are angry that you are still standing. The reason for your success because their pushing you over the cliff is the reason for your success.
The scariest enemy is famimy: the family enemy.
Famimy by Mizz Gabrielle Nicole November 17, 2023

First Family Of Freestyle BMX 

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.
Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

family guy funny moments 

a simple ironic meme turned into a phenomenon. the origin story is that there are a ton of low-quality youtube channels that simply post clips from family guy tagged as funny moments. the comments on these videos are inhuman gibberish written by small children, thus causing a meme to be born involving incoherent praise for peter griffin, low quality heavily filtered images, and other facebook-esque garbage including "LIKE FOR A FREE IPHONE 7"

the meme is well known because it has lasted for a very, very long time,much longer than any ironic meme to date.
FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS #246: VERY VERY FUNNY WATCH NOW
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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