Familying 

Familying (v): To partake in classic family activities with the people closest to you, like camping in the pouring rain, driving for 3 hours to find out the theme park is closed, eating your picnic before you’ve even got there, or leaving at 4am to ‘beat the traffic’.

Off to the seaside this weekend with the kids for some peak familying

Familying by Doška March 15, 2024

Familying 

Familying (v): To partake in classic family activities with the people closest to you, like camping in the pouring rain, driving for 3 hours to find out the theme park is closed, eating your picnic before you've even
got there, or leaving at 4am to 'beat the traffic.

What are you up to this weekend? Taking the kids to Legoland for some
peak familying.

Familying by user890022 March 26, 2024

Familying 

Familying (v): To partake in classic family activities with the people closest to you, like camping in the pouring rain, driving for 3 hours to find out the theme park is closed, eating your picnic before you’ve even got there, or leaving at 4am to ‘beat the traffic’.

Little Tommy dropped his ice-cream at the park on Saturday then wouldn't hold hands with his gran on the walk home because she 'smelled funny'. Classic familying.

Familying by aSkod May 1, 2024

failing up 

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

failing up by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Jimmy Failing 

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

Jimmy Failing by pFritzo July 10, 2014

failing 

my life

what are you doing honey

failing

failing by yeetthefeet April 17, 2019

failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018