Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

Family Jewels

Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.

Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

by jtsfl January 09, 2009

Family Jewels

Male or female genitalia.

My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

family jewels

Testicles; balls; nuts etc..

Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.

by jambone nahasapeedapentalon August 08, 2003