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FALS- stands for ''fuck are lifes'' to describe you and your friend or girls sitution of life of living or just stupid annoying factors of your lifes together
Guy- man I can believe I can see my girlfriend cuz I don't have a car or money

Girl-I have a car but it's broken and I have money but I have to help my mom

Guy and Girl- FALS
America's Dirt Track located in Fairbury, Illinois.
The workers are great people, and its greatly taken care of.

If you love dirt racing come to town!
FALS by racingchick June 18, 2014
A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.
Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

Falsehood 

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!

Falsetivity 

Untrue, Wrong, Incorrect, Made-Up, Unfaithful, Disloyal.
Sephiroth is the debate winner since there is no falsetivity in his argument.
Falsetivity by Zie016 September 17, 2013

False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?
False Start by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019