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Bullshit Facilitator
A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
Bullshit Facilitator by Parcerito February 3, 2010
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The Facilitator
The Facilitator born Jermaine Johnson also known as Brick Johnson is a street-ball legend who was born in Compton, Cali. Brick moved to Vancouver, Canada as a youngster and terrorized the basketball scene. Brick went to Suncrest Elementary, hustling kids in games of 1 on 1, but his nickname the Facilitator was born outside Burnaby South Secondary in a game of 1 on 1 with his friend, where he repeatedly said "Your lucky I don't have a teammate I'm the motherf*cking facilitator, after he played that game which was a devastating 21-9 loss he went inside the school and partnered up with Jamaal "The Sandman" Johnson, They won a three game series where the Facilitator hit 6-9 from the arc, but it all went down after school when the Facilitator started shutting things down he's shut down "schools and stores and toasters and clothes driers and restaurants and busses and all that kinda shit". All in a days work for "The Facilitator"!
The Facilitator by TheFacilitator May 2, 2012
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gay facilitator
a gay facilitator is a form of person who claims that gays ( lesbians as) and their practices are normal,natural and healthy.
by his false advice he deceives idiots.
by his false advice he deceives idiots.
a g.f to a teen: homosexuality is good ,you have right, it's sentimental ...etc.
guy: don't listen it! teen,you know what he is?
teen: yeah! it's nothing but a gay facilitator!
guy: so, beware!
guy: don't listen it! teen,you know what he is?
teen: yeah! it's nothing but a gay facilitator!
guy: so, beware!
gay facilitator by sqoual September 7, 2009
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facilitator by SomeWeirdRandomGuy October 12, 2016
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