The tuft of hair that sticks up at the back of your head around your 'crown', usually when you get out of bed and are too idle to brush/comb your hair.

Look at his falf! Scruffy fucker could at least brush his hair!

"Just got out of bed Old Lad?", "No why?", "Because you have a King-size falf!", "Bastard! I bet I look a right prick!", "You sure do!"

falf by Cundrun March 15, 2007

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falf • Falf aslep • Falfa • Falfalu • Falfillment • Falfin • falfoola • falfoul • Falfungus • falfurrious

Falf

3/4

a month and a falf ago

Falf by walkthedoginsomefog November 29, 2021

Falf aslep

You want to depict a way to describe being "half asleep" but "half asleep" doesn't give that actually half asleep vibe instead you want to butcher the words so now it gives off "I'm so tired that I'm not even gonna correct my misspelling"

I'll text ya back when it's mornin I'm already falf aslep

Falf aslep by Stanl3y May 10, 2025

Falfalu

.some sort of an animal, usually really sweet (chamyu) but unexpected at the same time.
anatomically looks like a spotted black and white avocado cow.
behaviorally acts like a catdog.
majestic AF
can be found on high gardens, or on soft couches
motorcycles's biggest enemy

This Falfalu is out of control
Fal fa lu, falu haktantana (sang with the beat of another one bites the dust)
look at my falu, this is the best falu in town for sure!

Falfalu by falfalufalu December 11, 2020

Falfungus

A town in south texas in which the inhabitants lack or posses an extra pair of chromosomes.It can be expected that upon obtaining a drug test, that the person tested will indeed be positive for numerous illegal substances.It is also understood that a falfungite female will surely have atleast 3 snotty nosed kids(all from different sperm donors) on medicaid before the age of 14.It is also a given that any Falfungite will have a minimum of 2 sexually transmitted diseases.

Nurse:Doctor!!! Should we get a drug/STD test on this patient?
Doctor: No its not necessary he/she is from Falfungus so we can automatically expect a positive drug or STD screen.Just get out the strongest antibiotics known to man and give him/her alot of it.

Falfungus by dman 1311 February 15, 2008

falfurrious

To be fuzzy and mean.
Derived from the word Falfurrias, a town in Texas.

I am very falfurrious when you didn't call me yesterday.

falfurrious by Emily Horne October 4, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026