Fake a Shit

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

Fake a Shit by Ceeej November 29, 2007

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fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

fake a shit by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

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Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

Fake a shit by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

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Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

Fake a Shit by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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