fake biker

a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on a trailer or in the back of a truck.

A REAL biker rides his Harley to Sturgis. A fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..

by bread infection December 5, 2009

Jason the fake biker

Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker

Jason the fake biker I'm going to beat your ass again

by Kingofdick July 26, 2019

fake bakery

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

by Terrørist July 15, 2010

fake bakery

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

by Neipo July 22, 2010

Fake Bikers

Bikers who call themselves MCs but hide behind a fake vest. Fake bikers in all words

Fake Bikers.

They drink a lot of alcohol and ride a motorcycle, they are not real bikers, fagots

by Fake-cash July 5, 2022

fake n'baker

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

by BermpChick January 2, 2013

Fakebaker

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015