Faith in God

Not checking the last wipe after a poo because you have faith that it will be clean.

Friend: "It smells like shit in here, are you sure you wiped man?"
Me: "Yeah I wiped, but on the last wipe I put my Faith in God"

Faith in God by sir haxalot January 23, 2019

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keep your faith in god

Someone you can't live without keep your faith in god

keep your faith in god by Ben linkon January 3, 2017

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Faith in God • Putting my faith in god • keep your faith in god • Faith in Humanity • Faith in humans • Faith In The Future • faith in the lord • my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day • lost faith in humanity • Working (In Terms of Faith King)

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

Putting my faith in god by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019

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