fairclough

A common surname in the rubbish Chorley area.

People with this surname have the IQ of a penguin on LSD, and also, rather embarassingly, the male members of this family have negligible genitalia.

They also have a very poor ability to define plurals in their own language.
Hey, cross the street, there's a fairclough!
by Pheever October 17, 2008
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Doing-a-Fairclough

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.
I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough
by mattlumb November 11, 2010
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Elise Fairclough

Elise Fairclough is butterz myg
by Randle1 October 26, 2022
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Luke fairclough

A total gay dickhead, who sucks his dad
Luke fairclough is in bed with his daddy.
by Sally mick January 08, 2020
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