Faillus 

This word is derived from a combination of the words "fail" and "phallus". This work describes a penis of such extraordinarily small size that it causes the viewer to utter the phrase "fail".

Timmy: *whips it out*
Betty: Wow, Fail.
Timmy: Aww, shucks. I have a Faillus.

Faillus by Jickua Pronuska June 28, 2010

fallusious 

Someone or something that's cool as fuck

Those new shoes are fallusious

fallusious by Rocket launcher with a nigga May 3, 2018

fallus 

Another word for a penis

Suck my fallus bitch!

fallus by Minecraft1238 January 25, 2019

failbus 

If someone just failed massively they 'failbused'

You could also tell them to hop on the 'failbus' because they failed so hard that they should find themselfes in the company of other people riding the failbus

That was shit, you are pathetic. Go hop on the failbus.

failbus by mad snake oms November 18, 2007

fallusnare 

when a man catches some part of his genitalia in his pants zipper while trying to zip up his fly.

Dan: (zips up pants) AHHHH!
Rachel: (in other room) what happened?!
Dan: I got another fallusnare, and am bleeding!

fallusnare by danimal493 January 20, 2011

epicus failus 

The Art of Failing Epicly.

Your mother epicus failus in bed. Owned.

epicus failus by Scotemis December 15, 2008

Fallus 

A Greek fisherman (801BC - 749BC) who projected fish out of water using a system of counter-weights.

You pulled a Fallus on that fish!

Fallus by Fattybash February 9, 2010