Definitions by JerseyKid

fail 

A rather annoying word whose use in certain situations has greatly increased recently.

Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.

A kid falls off a bike.
Douche bag: Fail!
Person that can think rationally: Stop saying "fail" at people who weren't even trying to succeed at anything in the first place.

fail by JerseyKid April 22, 2008

the river 

The Delaware River

Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.

Person 1: So how far away are you moving?
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.

the river by JerseyKid February 17, 2008