someone who is lazy and often does nothing. sleeps, eats, and plays world of warcraft. he spacializes in pooping and cutting meat. hm. often doesnt shower for weeks at a time and has to be beat up and pushed in the bthroom in order to take one and then he STILL comes out for a ciggerette. often farts in peoples faces in bowling alleys finds it funny while people call him a fag while he dances to "girls just wanna have fun." if you meet one of these their name may often adam,
"you see that guy over there"
"yea he has greasy hair, looks fat, eats alot, and just fatrted in the little kids face."
"wow. whatta firebreathing fagcicle."
An idea so idiotic, the limbic system by direct veto shuts down the higher centres of the brain and freezes all physical output – barring a single, jarring fart.
When an individual ejaculates inside of a condom and freezes it, each day adding a new color to it until it is colored like a rainbow. Then proceeds to remove the latex sleeve and enjoys sucking on it like the good fag they are.
In order to celebrate queer day, my husband gave me the fattest fagsicle I’ve ever seen. I mean, that’s more cum than I’ve ever had slathered on my supple face.