Farcicle

An idea so idiotic, the limbic system by direct veto shuts down the higher centres of the brain and freezes all physical output – barring a single, jarring fart.

Joff: Umbrellas for goats. Goambrellas!

PARP!

Ohhhhh...

Joe: Oh my, that's a farcicle, right there.

by joeobinary February 15, 2008

farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

by ThreePts October 24, 2005

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Fartcicle

Noun
1) A fart that has turned to ice.

2) Solid methane.

It was so cold I shat out a fartcicle.

by TH3 HUMAN 3NCYCL0P3DIA May 29, 2018

Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007