fag newton

A creamy cookie made out of fig paste and gayness.

Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!

Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.

by pewp man January 22, 2016

Fag Newton

A homosexual friend that shows up to a location with baked goods (your house, a party, a picnic, etc).

Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.

Husband: The neighbor came over last night. He brought us some cupcakes.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.

Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.

by SpooN Foy January 30, 2018

Fag newton

A fig newton filled with liquified gay men

Bill: "hey man are you for gay rights"
Tommy: "well I mean I eat fag newtons so no"

by Phoenixel October 20, 2016

Flying Fignewton

Another word for a firecracker.

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.

by John Farrell April 8, 2004

fignewton

When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.

damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth

by drol_gnob July 19, 2016

Fignewton

It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.

Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.

by chrisss flores December 17, 2008