2 definitions by pewp man

make america dank again

The act of overloading the United States of America with memes, to the point where a meme itself, Donald J. Trump, becomes its president.

by pewp man September 14, 2017

A creamy cookie made out of fig paste and gayness.

Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!

Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.

by pewp man November 17, 2015