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Faecalproctosphincterstimulation 

The act of defecating into a food bag, freezing contents and using frozen faeces as a stimulating sex object for the sphincter and beyond. Also known as poo plugging or hypoturdslammimg. Popular in Turdistan and similar backward eaters.
Not recommended in hot climates and unsuitable to reheat to re eat.
This act can be performed solo, or in group formations. Extra care must be taken when warming occurs as floor spotting may be slippery.
Variations of this act have been known to take place on every incontinent in the world.

Turd world countries are extremely susceptible to acts known as poonani pressing. This act is performed to tighten vaginal cavities on older poober divers.
Example: Tania, have you ever tried a guinesshit popsicle for Faecalproctosphincterstimulation?

No
I have something new for you to try.I know you love to recycle and this is is how to recycle waste products in a ozone friendly and green/brown way. It reduces your carbon footprint and reduces the risk of anorexia nevosa by butt chugging guiness flavturd posicles. helping you to keep cool at the pool.
"You only get an OOOOOOOH with a fresh frozen poo!"
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026