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Fados Math 

fados math is math that you can only do or understand while smoking and being high. as you come down from your flight you have no memory of ever doing it.
paul - yo how did you pass your math classes in highschool?

los - idk son i guess it was just fados math.
Fados Math by Los' June 12, 2011
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Secret code word, used mainly by Kearny degenerates, as an alternative for the name Cocaine.
Dude, ya got any fadoot ?
fadoot by T-bone73 June 14, 2016
A fake lacoste Shirt.
It can be determined by its cheap quality, and crappy buttons that usually say Lacoste on them, when a real Lacoste has no writing on it.
What a poser, wearing facoste's since he cant afford real lacoste'polo due to his overexpensive car.
facoste by Deeznuts July 3, 2005

Cross Fados Barbados 

The act of getting both shit faced and high as balls at the same time. Although the phrase is not known to originate in Barbados, it is known to frequently occur there.
Guy 1: Let me rip that bong
Guy 2: You're already pretty faded, are you sure?
Guy 1: Cross Fados Barbados dawg!!!
Cross Fados Barbados by Jamslam2 November 24, 2021
A portemeau of 'fad' and 'hipster.'Used mostly to distinguish between true cultural hipsters from the retired scene kids, who are fashion hipsters. Often, but not always, lacking the cultural curiousity and interest in abstract pursuits which define being a hipster, but rather associate in a bandwagon like fashion united in bad fashion, beer, and music.
Ex:
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."

Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."
Fadster by Bapataba October 26, 2012

fadastic 

It is a combination of the word "fad" and "fantastic." Used in the sarcastic tense when some new fad pops up.
Do you wear eyeliner?

Sure

Are you a straight male?

Yes

How fadastic.
fadastic by kevin December 6, 2004