A portemeau of 'fad' and 'hipster.'Used mostly to distinguish between true cultural hipsters from the retired scene kids, who are fashion hipsters. Often, but not always, lacking the cultural curiousity and interest in abstract pursuits which define being a hipster, but rather associate in a bandwagon like fashion united in bad fashion, beer, and music.
Ex:
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."
Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."
Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."
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A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"
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