Faction Monkey

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Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b

Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.

Faction Monkey by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021

Words you can keep

faction monkey

A player with excessive interest in video game factions. Their obnoxious behavior reminds some of monkeys.

Why do faction monkeys keep saying the N word and getting themselves banned?

faction monkey by dragonsrus May 14, 2021

faction monkey

when a person a roblox the wild west sweat joins a big faction and grind notority and kills in manor wars, usually toxic and found in small servers, if found, exterminate.(small tutorial on how to exterminate: get a lasso, lasso them, if that doesnt work rob them, if they still havent left then rob grind them, free money xdddd)second definition:when people who play the wild west on roblox become toxic as fuck and dox and ruin people on discord, spreading lies and shit, starting drama, all of that shit

person 1: *gets paterson and proto quickswitched AND tbagged*
person1: WHAT THE FUCK VRO THIS GUY IS BEING TOXIC AND HE KILLED ME IN ONE SECOND
person2:thats a faction monkey bro, just rob him
person2:atleast if you can fucking reach him that is
factionsweat:EZ KID GET FUCKING FUCKED

faction monkey by anonymous February 4, 2025

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026