Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b

Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.

Faction Monkey by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021

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faction monkey

A player with excessive interest in video game factions. Their obnoxious behavior reminds some of monkeys.

Why do faction monkeys keep saying the N word and getting themselves banned?

faction monkey by dragonsrus May 14, 2021

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faction monkey

when a person a roblox the wild west sweat joins a big faction and grind notority and kills in manor wars, usually toxic and found in small servers, if found, exterminate.(small tutorial on how to exterminate: get a lasso, lasso them, if that doesnt work rob them, if they still havent left then rob grind them, free money xdddd)second definition:when people who play the wild west on roblox become toxic as fuck and dox and ruin people on discord, spreading lies and shit, starting drama, all of that shit

person 1: *gets paterson and proto quickswitched AND tbagged*
person1: WHAT THE FUCK VRO THIS GUY IS BEING TOXIC AND HE KILLED ME IN ONE SECOND
person2:thats a faction monkey bro, just rob him
person2:atleast if you can fucking reach him that is
factionsweat:EZ KID GET FUCKING FUCKED

faction monkey by anonymous February 4, 2025

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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