Definitions by KICHKO

faceplant 

The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.

or

When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.

"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"

"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"

faceplant by KICHKO June 2, 2008