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facehookin

when someone gratuitously sluts themselves out on facebook.

This is includes but not limited to:

Excessive uploading/tagging/posting of photos
Constantly being on facebook
Frequent useless posts/updates
Kerry: Have you seen Sean lately?
Jimmy: He's busy facehookin, that dude never leaves his room
by tndcrs July 8, 2009
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Facehookin

To post statuses while under the influence. Also to post incessantly about useless crap for attention.
I was facehookin the other night after a whole 26'r to my head
by chipsahoi August 17, 2011
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conspicuous facebooking

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
by WCvolv April 3, 2010
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Investigative Facebooking

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
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ghost facebooking

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
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facebookling

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.
Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009
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facebookanxiety

facebookanxiety

(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)

1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.

2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse

3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"

3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
by Andreearawr June 12, 2007
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