Facebook Shit

Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.

i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."

"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"

by ediseasilydistracted December 19, 2009

Facebook That Shit

or(FBTS)

Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.

Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.

"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"

by BlackjackII February 2, 2008

shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.

I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009

facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012

facebook shithead

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!

Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".

Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"

Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.

It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.

by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009

facebookshot

If something is stated on facebook and is visible to other friends, it is within facebookshot (like earshot). This may include wall posts, status updates, photo tags etc.

Fred: Damn who's that hot chick in your profile pics album?
Mark: Dude isn't your gf within facebookshot?

by therandycalifornian December 14, 2009